Gravedigger & Some Gold Digger Too Probably

(Music--Enth E Nd--Linkin Park)

So how they came to the idea of having a Monster Truck show and a Wedding show at the same time I will never understand. So probably the most annoy part of this show is the fact that we charge to different prices for parking and we have to charge you the right amount for the right show pretty quickly (It isn't as easy as it sounds considering the vast differents in the two events and the fact that it rain another the whole event doesnt help either).

(Story Of The Week):Guy Pulls up in his redneck best (Of course)
Me: Hello, here for the Monster Trucks?
Guy: Yep.
Me: Ok, 10 Dollars Please.
Guy: What I heard parking for the Wedding show is free!
Me: (WTF) Noooo... So you are here for the Wedding show?
Guy: N0, I here for Monster Trucks
Me: 10 Dollars then
Guy:But parking for the Wedding show is free? I am so Confused.
Other Cashier (slightly annoyed): Ok, If You Don't Understand How This Works...
Guy: I just don't get it...
Me (Speaking Slowly): You are here for Monster Trucks right?
Guy: Yeah, but I heard Wedding Show parking is ....
Me : No it isn't free, either way you got to pay me
Guy: Oh, I don't want to park here then
Me:(Are you Fucking kidding me) That is probably a good idea.

Moral of the Story: Drugs or Stupidity either way it makes you annoying to the rest of us, so put down the crackpipe or remote and pick up a book! (NOW, PUNK!!)

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