Imaginary Cars, The Mentos Cowboy and Cobra Commander

(Music -- TWIT -- Leo Laporte And The Twits)

THE CONES, THE CONES, all the FUCKING CONES! I was suppose to do an 16 hour/overnight of watching cars for the Ride and Drive, but they took the fucking cares so I spent 16 hours watching a parking lot full of cones (and before you ask "maybe they didn't want me to stay?" I will simply repeat what the guy said to me "we are taking the cars so you will just be watching cones." I take that as being their way of having fun SUCKA!) So I survive the horror of the boring night by reading and listen to music.

I got off about 7 this morning and walked down to the bus stop next to the jack and the box and as I was sitting there waiting this guy in full Cowboy dress (hat, boots, way to tight pants, etc.) came up and tried to enter Jack in the crack but it wasn't open so he decided to go to the drive thru, a few minutes later he comes around the corner with a bag of food and this look on his face like he was going to hold out a roll of Mentos and some voice would say "Mentos the Freshmaker". So you would think the was enough weirdness for one day (OH NO, NOT ME!), I got to meet the Real Life Cobra Commander who was walking around talking to himself about something and everyonce in a while he would just yell "YESSSSSSS" or some other word with s added to the end of it (Don't ya wait you were me). I did finally make it home and I passed the fuck out.

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